Hey Bernie, what's the latest? Howya Julie. Danny says Jasper has people watching the gaff. Stop it, Bernie. What kind of people? The dodgy kind I suppose. I reckon Jasper is as bent as fuck. Ah now, my nerves would be gone. Have you seen anyone dodgy? Only Buster Higgins from number nine tottering home … Continue reading Busted
Bernie and Julie
Deck The Halls
Two weeks to Christmas and not a ball hanging. It was time to snap out of it and get in the festive spirit. Julie came over to help me. I don't think I'll be giving Danny De Vito a run for his money. Who you talking about, Bernie? That new chap across the road. His … Continue reading Deck The Halls
Coronavirus
I hadn't seen any of the girls since we got home from Beni. We had to make do with Whats app and Face time, trying to keep each other sane while we were isolating. Trying not to talk about the dreaded c word. Trying not to talk about how bad things were in China and … Continue reading Coronavirus
Itsy Bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini #AtoZchallenge
I went shopping today with Julie to take my mind off the diet but easier said than done... So what are you buying today Ber? I need a new swimsuit Lets go over to Penneys so. Their bikinis are only a fiver. We can get one in every colour I won't be wearing a bikini … Continue reading Itsy Bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini #AtoZchallenge
Diet
So how's the diet coming along? It's not That bad eh? Worse How come? I can't stop eating Well it wasn't a great idea to start a diet on Easter Sunday No it wasn't It was a stupid idea Thanks Julie You're welcome Bernie ...chocolate cake with your coffee? Just a small piece, I'm on … Continue reading Diet
Camel Toe
I had a few scoops with Julie last night. I haven't seen her since before I went on me alcoholliers so we were due a catch up. See they're selling knickers with built in camel toe now Ber Feck off Julie I swear to God Bernie Who in their right mind would want to … Continue reading Camel Toe
Pile of shite
All you need when you're meeting your pal for coffee and cake is to step in a pile of shite...
Zoom
Buckle up Bernie, I can't believe we're off to Benidorm I know Julie, when you think of where we should be I wonder how Ger's gettin' on? Like I'm bothered, I'm just relieved I'm off the hook Ah, Ger's not the worst Ber. She's ok Yeah, in small doses, but for an entire weekend, sharing … Continue reading Zoom
Spa
You know the spa weekend Ber? What about it? Something's come up What do you mean Jules? I can't go Ah feck off. I was startin' to look forward to it You can still go What? With Ger? No way Why not? It's all paid for I don't give a shite Julie I only … Continue reading Spa
Gettaway
There's no such ting as a free weekend...there'salways a catch
Diary of a Dublin Housewife 