Alice next door goes to the community centre up the road five days a week. She does loads of stuff like, chair aerobics, (don't ask), Pilates, flower arranging and tai chi. I don't know where she gets her energy from. Someone (Jimmy big mouth) told her I was trying to keep fit so she invited … Continue reading Line Dancing #AtoZChallenge
2018 AtoZ
Jumping jacks and sweaty backs #AtoZchallenge
Heya Maro Hey Bernie.Where have you been? And what's with the headband?You look like an extra from Fame I was at the gym You! Joined a gym? Seriously Bernie? Well, not exactly joined You either joined or you didn't Well,I went for a free trial, Just to see if I like it And? I didn't … Continue reading Jumping jacks and sweaty backs #AtoZchallenge
Itsy Bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini #AtoZchallenge
I went shopping today with Julie to take my mind off the diet but easier said than done... So what are you buying today Ber? I need a new swimsuit Lets go over to Penneys so. Their bikinis are only a fiver. We can get one in every colour I won't be wearing a bikini … Continue reading Itsy Bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini #AtoZchallenge
Health is wealth #AtoZChallenge
Day seven of my non diet and I'm afraid to stand on the scales. I went around to me mas to get away from all the Easter chocolate in my gaff... A diet? A diet? You're on a diet? Don't keep saying it ma Why are you on a diet? Just for the craic, why … Continue reading Health is wealth #AtoZChallenge
Easter Eggs…the enemy 😩
Happy Easter ma, here's your egg Thanks Kylie love, you shouldn't have Ah you say that every year ma I mean it this year Yeah right, pull the other one I'm serious Really? I'm on a diet 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Get up off that floor Kylie 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 What's so funny? You...on a diet...at Easter You're hilarious Wait … Continue reading Easter Eggs…the enemy 😩
Diet
So how's the diet coming along? It's not That bad eh? Worse How come? I can't stop eating Well it wasn't a great idea to start a diet on Easter Sunday No it wasn't It was a stupid idea Thanks Julie You're welcome Bernie ...chocolate cake with your coffee? Just a small piece, I'm on … Continue reading Diet
Big bum #AtoZChallenge
I've a pain in my arse ('scuse the pun) looking for something to wear that doesn't make me look like Miss Piggy after a five course meal... Does my bum look big in this Jimmy? Ah jaysis Bernie, not that old chestnut again Well does it? No Liar Yes then Seriously? Jaysis I don't know … Continue reading Big bum #AtoZChallenge
April goals and Alcoholliers #AtoZChallenge
Ok so as well as doing the AtoZ Challenge this month I'm also on a mission to lose weight before me alcoholliers. I could be fighting a losing battle because I get no encouragement from anyone in this gaff... JIMMY!! What? What time is it? It's half past twelve Well why does it say … Continue reading April goals and Alcoholliers #AtoZChallenge
Diary of a Dublin Housewife 