• Danny has a twin
• Danny who?
• Danny across the road She’s a girl and she lives in England with her coercive husband that’s where Danny and Marlene were for Christmas Well she did live in England They rescued her and brought her home, she’s moving in with Marlene. Her husband doesn’t know yet but Danny said he’s going to flip when he finds out. I bet it’s all going to kick off when we’re in Spain next week.
• Jaysis, take a breath Bernie. You just went to Spar for milk and come back with the neighbours life story.
• Sounds like your man is a right control freak Marlene must have been worried sick about her, they only got invited for Christmas because Marlene led him to believe he was getting a few bob from her inheritance but she gave him a cat sanctuary donation and he hates cats. I’d love to have seen his face, I believe he was fuming. Thank god they got Dessie out of there, god knows what he’d do to her.
• Dessie?
• Danny’s twin. Keep up will you, Jimmy.
• I’m trying…
• I mean if he murdered Delilah, which he denies…
• Who the fuck is Delilah?
• Dessie’s pussy, she went missing last year.
• I’ve heard enough Bernie. I’m going for a pint. You have me head melted.
• OK , I’m just going to ring Julie to fill her in.
• Hang on. Back up there, Bernie…Spain? Next week?
• Oops…

Ah, he’ll have a great time. I just hope we’re home before Jasper arrives.