An old neighbour of Maisies died. The funeral was yesterday. Julie rang me for the post mortem so to speak... How was it, Bernie? Aww, very sad Julie, very sad. She was a great age all the same. Ninety three And I bet she looked every bit of it. Julie, that's awful. But you're not … Continue reading Funeral Soup
Delilah
Whistling Dixie
Julie rang me for a chat last night... I've been meaning to ask you, Bernie. What ever happened with the Delilah one? Who? Danny from across the road's sister. Delilah was her cat. Oh right, the one the husband killed. Allegedly. Well, whatever her name is. Any sign? It's Denise. I've never seen her. I'm … Continue reading Whistling Dixie
Why Why Why Delilah
Danny has a twin Danny who? Danny across the road She's a girl and she lives in England with her coercive husband that's where Danny and Marlene were for Christmas Well she did live in England They rescued her and brought her home, she's moving in with Marlene. Her husband doesn't know yet but Danny … Continue reading Why Why Why Delilah