- I brought some cakes ma. Put the kettle on there.
- Oh lovely. What did you get?
- An eclair for me and a coffee slice for you
- Aww I fancied a portfolio
- Profiterole ma
- WHAT?
- PROFITEROLE
- Yes please
- I didn’t buy any
- You just asked me if I wanted one
- I didn’t
- Make your mind up will you. Did you buy portfolios or not?
- PRO- FIT- ER -OLES
- That’s what I said. You said you didn’t buy any
- Jaysis I didn’t
- Ah go on I’ll have an eclair so.
- The eclair is mine. You always have a coffee slice ma
- I fancy a change
- Well I don’t like coffee slices
- Don’t be such a child Bernie and eat what you’re given
- I bought them ma
- We’ll cut them in half, have a bit of both
- Oh just have the bleedin’ eclair ma
- You’re in a right mood today Bernie. What’s wrong with you?
- Nothing ma
- Oooh this eclair is gorgeous Bernie, it’s like a large portfolio really isn’t it?
- It’s a fucking PROFITEROLE
- It’s an eclair Bernie
- Lord give me fucking patience
- Are you not eating your coffee slice?
- No. I told you I don’t like them
- What did you buy it for so? That was ridiculous. You should have bought yourself a portfolio
- Yeah I should have shouldn’t I
- That’s an awful waste of cake
- I’ll bring it home for Jimmy
- And sure leave it there. I’ll have it for me afternoon tea.
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Diary of a Dublin Housewife 
Sometimes i think it’s better to buy one of everything.
“Portfolio,” what would she do if you went to an office supply store and bought her a portfolio case? Never mind, i don’t think any of us really want to know.
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🤣🤣🤣 must try that
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Not so stupid. Who got two cakes?
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Oh she’s a cute hoor alright 🤣
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My eyes are bleeding from laughing so hard! (j/k). Just one of many snarks from…. wait for it … My portfolio.
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Haha 😄 🤣 😂
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I can see portfolio coming into the vernacular with an alternate meaning. A friend of mine calls croissants, “angry termites = cross ants”…needless to say we do too now;) His was quite deliberate though unlike ma’s.
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It’s all in the name isn’t it, a portfolio, a profiterole, an eclair but it’s all the same to ma! ….relax Bernie even had you of bought profiteroles you’d of been wrong!! 😃😃
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