Maisie is in top form today🥴

• Do you like shots,Bernie?
• From a gun or from a glass.
• Sure, what would you be doing with a gun?
• Don’t tempt me to answer that one, ma.
• Very funny. So, do you like shots?
• I do love a baby guinness, that’s about it.
• I prefer cocktails myself.
• Since when?
• Since Beyoncé introduced me to pornstar martinis.
• When was this?
• At young Jakes wedding. We went through the full cocktail menu.
• We?
• Bee and her pals.
• Oh it’s Bee now is it?
• It’s what her pals call her. I like it, suits her.
• You’re losing the run of yourself,ma.
• I left them to it when they started on the shots.
• That was considerate of you.
• I’m not a fan of them gonzukas.
• The what?
• Gonzukas, them shots with the flame.
• Oh, sambuccas you mean?
• Thats the one yeah, nearly burnt the lip off meself so I did.
• Holy mother of divine, what next?
• Too bloody dangerous, Bernie. Im sticking to sex on the beach in future.

This from the woman who doesn’t want a birthday party 🙄