• Are you going out again tonight, Jimmy?
• What do you mean, again?
• Third time this week.
• Are you keeping count now?
• I am, yeah.
• Sure weren’t the pubs closed for long enough, I’m just catching up, Bernie.
• You’re well caught up by now, sure you’re never out of the place.
• The pub industry is hanging on by a thread, hon. Don’t want me local going out of business now, do I?
• They’ll never go out of business as long as you’re alive, that’s for sure.
• Someone has to keep the economy going. I’m just doing my bit.
• You’ll be lucky to get out for a pint when we get the electricity bill.
• If anything, I’ll have to start going out more.
• How’s that going to save money?
• I won’t have to have the heat or the lights on.
• And what am I supposed to do? Sit here and freeze my arse off in the dark?
• What do you take me for? Do you think I’d let you suffer like that?
• You don’t want to know what I think…
• Sure didn’t Kylie buy you one of them hoodie blanket yokes for your birthday.
• Do you have a death wish or what?
• And you can borrow my torch so you can have a read of your book.
• I know another way you can save energy, Jimmy.
• What’s that?
• You can go to your mas and get her to cook all your meals and do your ironing.
• Ah now, there’s need to go overboard.
• And you could do with having a few cold showers as well.
• You can’t take a joke anymore, Bernie.

Big eejit 🙄🙄🙄🤣🤣🤣