No Time to die

  • Are you going out again tonight, Jimmy?
  • What do you mean, again?
  • Third time this week.
  • Are you keeping count now?
  • I am, yeah.
  • Sure weren’t the pubs closed for long enough, I’m just catching up, Bernie.
  • You’re well caught up by now, sure you’re never out of the place.
  • The pub industry is hanging on by a thread, hon. Don’t want me local going out of business now, do I?
  • They’ll never go out of business as long as you’re alive, that’s for sure.
  • Someone has to keep the economy going. I’m just doing my bit.
  • You’ll be lucky to get out for a pint when we get the electricity bill.
  • If anything, I’ll have to start going out more.
  • How’s that going to save money?
  • I won’t have to have the heat or the lights on.
  • And what am I supposed to do? Sit here and freeze my arse off in the dark?
  • What do you take me for? Do you think I’d let you suffer like that?
  • You don’t want to know what I think…
  • Sure didn’t Kylie buy you one of them hoodie blanket yokes for your birthday.
  • Do you have a death wish or what?
  • And you can borrow my torch so you can have a read of your book.
  • I know another way you can save energy, Jimmy.
  • What’s that?
  • You can go to your mas and get her to cook all your meals and do your ironing.
  • Ah now, there’s need to go overboard.
  • And you could do with having a few cold showers as well.
  • You can’t take a joke anymore, Bernie.

Big eejit 🙄🙄🙄🤣🤣🤣

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