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Month: April 2018
Gourmet grub #AtoZChallenge
Me and Jimmy went out for a meal last night. Lovely. Where did you go That new Italian place in the village...Gourmet grub my arse That bad was it? It was my first time out since I started my diet. So what was the problem? They tried charging us twelve euro for a bowl of … Continue reading Gourmet grub #AtoZChallenge
Fruit #AtoZ Challenge
What's for dessert ma? There's fruit in the bowl there Fruit? Fruit isn't a dessert Yes it is Yeah, apples are...if they're in a pie, or bananas if they're in a Bannoffi, peaches, if they're in a cobbler, or blueberries if they're in muffins Will you stop listing off cakes and pies But... But nothing. … Continue reading Fruit #AtoZ Challenge
Easter Eggs…the enemy 😩
Happy Easter ma, here's your egg Thanks Kylie love, you shouldn't have Ah you say that every year ma I mean it this year Yeah right, pull the other one I'm serious Really? I'm on a diet 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Get up off that floor Kylie 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 What's so funny? You...on a diet...at Easter You're hilarious Wait … Continue reading Easter Eggs…the enemy 😩
Diet
So how's the diet coming along? It's not That bad eh? Worse How come? I can't stop eating Well it wasn't a great idea to start a diet on Easter Sunday No it wasn't It was a stupid idea Thanks Julie You're welcome Bernie ...chocolate cake with your coffee? Just a small piece, I'm on … Continue reading Diet
Calories
Are you having a fry up Bernie? Are you having a laugh Jimmy? Why? You know I'm on a diet Don't be ridiculous Thanks for your support Jimmy You don't need to lose weight. You're grand as you are I'm not having a fry A bleedin' sausage isn't going to kill you Bernie Maybe if … Continue reading Calories
Big bum #AtoZChallenge
I've a pain in my arse ('scuse the pun) looking for something to wear that doesn't make me look like Miss Piggy after a five course meal... Does my bum look big in this Jimmy? Ah jaysis Bernie, not that old chestnut again Well does it? No Liar Yes then Seriously? Jaysis I don't know … Continue reading Big bum #AtoZChallenge
April goals and Alcoholliers #AtoZChallenge
Ok so as well as doing the AtoZ Challenge this month I'm also on a mission to lose weight before me alcoholliers. I could be fighting a losing battle because I get no encouragement from anyone in this gaff... JIMMY!! What? What time is it? It's half past twelve Well why does it say … Continue reading April goals and Alcoholliers #AtoZChallenge
Diary of a Dublin Housewife 