Heya ma, what do you want in the shops? Nothing What do you mean nothing? I told you I'd go shopping when I got back from my gaff Well you're too late Why am I too late? Jaysis I was only gone two hours The gays went for me Who? The gays Who are … Continue reading Gay as Christmas #AtoZChallenge
Month: April 2017
Father Ted is dead #AtoZChallenge
Will I put the telly on ma? If you like But do you like? I don't care What's wrong with you? Apart from being deaf and blind you mean Your not deaf ma, and since when did you become blind? What? IF YOU PUT YOUR HEARING AID IN YOU WON'T BE DEAF Stop shouting will … Continue reading Father Ted is dead #AtoZChallenge
Eat what you’re given #AtoZChallenge
What do you want for your dinner ma? I'm easy Bernie. What would you like? Chicken Ah I've had chicken twice this week. I don't want chicken Lamb chops? I can't chew them without me teeth Bernie Well put your teeth in then Me gums are too sore For fuck sake WHAT? WOULD YOU … Continue reading Eat what you’re given #AtoZChallenge
Driving Ms Maisie
You need nerves of steel when you've to bring ma to the hospital. What way are we going Bernie? The way I always go ma Do you not remember the traffic last time Bernie? That was rush hour ma. It won't be as busy this time Maybe we'd be quicker bypassing the village I … Continue reading Driving Ms Maisie
Chiropodist #AtoZChallenge
Maisie is as hard as nails...well actually her toe nails are as hard as nails. Bernie will be in the firing line so she needs protection ...
Breakfast in bed #AtoZChallenge
Ma's not hungry today...
Armed and dangerous #AtoZChallenge
Day one at Chez Maisie. I've had to bring in the big guns... A supply of vodka, chocolate and earplugs. Wish me luck lads 😉 I'm here ma There y'are Bernie. What's in the bags? Just a few bits ma Are you moving in or what? I am in me eye. I'm only here for … Continue reading Armed and dangerous #AtoZChallenge
Diary of a Dublin Housewife 