• I’m off to work Jimmy
• Where are you working today?
• Lady Mucks house in Rathgar. She’s been on a Caribbean cruise for a month, wants the gaff cleaned before she gets home on Wednesday
• How the other half live what?’
• I wish someone would clean my gaff while I went off on me jollies
• Ah you wouldn’t like it Bernie. Strangers in your house
• It doesn’t have to be a stranger Jimmy.  I’m sure you know where the Hoover is by now
• Ah leave it out Ber, sure I’m only in from work meself. I’m bleedin’ cream crackered
• Well, get Whitney to do it when she gets in. She hasn’t done a tap around here all weekend
• Where is she now?
• She swanned off to Jens  after school instead of coming home to give me a hand.
• Ah she’s probably studying is she?
• Studying my arse. She spends more time up lying on her bed texting her mates than anything
• I’ll have a word when she comes in
• Thanks hon. Right I’m off to polish this aul ones knockers
• Lovely image Ber
• She likes her knockers gleaming
• Don’t we all?
• Dirty beggar Jimmy Doyle.
• … and don’t forget to give them knobs a good polishing while you’re at it
• Oh that reminds me, I’m getting a Chinese on the way home, do you want chicken balls with yours?
• Nice one, and a spring roll Ber
• We’ll be having that for afters Jimmy  😉
• Now who’s a dirty beggar?
• See you later…knob head  😉

Happy Monday everyone  🙂