• About time Bernie
• Jaysis, where’s the fire Julie, I thought it was the police.
• I’ve been ringing your phone for the past half hour
•  Feck sake you can’t get five minutes to yourself in this house
• Where were you Bernie?
• Eh hello. I’m, standin’ here wrapped in a towel with water dripping all over de hall. Where d’you think I was, Honolulu beach?
• I rang your phone five times. I didn’t know where you were
• I was in the bath. First time I’ve had de house to meself in ages and de bleedin’ phone hasn’t stopped ringing
• Where’s everyone? I rang Jimmy’s phone as well. He’s not answering either.
• Jimmy won’t hear his phone, he’s gone to watch de match with Jason and Rick
• I thought there was somethin’ wrong
• Why would there be somethin’ wrong?
• Well, when I couldn’t get any of you on the phone
• I would’ve rang you back later
• I was worried. You always have your phone beside you. It’s not like you not to answer
• I left it charging’ in the bedroom. I was having a bit of quiet time
• Quiet time?
• A few minutes to meself like
• But you hate bein’ on your own
• I do not
• You do
• I just never get de bleedin’ chance in this gaff Julie. There’s always someone lookin’ for somethin’
• Oh sorry I disturbed you. I’ll go so. Sorry for bein’ concerned like
• Ah shurrup Julie and put the kettle on while I make meself decent
• Kettle me arse. I brought  wine
• Even though ye thought I might be dead?
• I didn’t think you were dead…well I thought you were sick or somethin’
• …and wine was goin’ to make me better?
• Well it would make me feel better
• Get the glasses Julie, I’ll be down in a minute
• What about your quiet time?
• Fuck that, you have wine. What’s more important?
• Friends?
• Friends with wine are even better Jules
• Just as well I brought two bottles den Bernie
• Good girl yourself.

Who needs a quiet night in anyway?