And so April comes around once more and it’s time for the annual AtoZ blogging challenge.I’ll be sharing my Diary of a Dublin Housewife and de daily events in my gaff. Screaming and shouting to be expected… God help yiz. Day one and sure seeing as it’s our anniversary what other way could I kick off …sure isn’t marriage a challenge in itself.

• It’s that time of year again Bernie
• I know Jimmy, doesn’t time fly?
• It does, and the older we get, the quicker it flies
• Ah we’re not that old Jimmy
• Older than we were last year Ber
• Obviously. I can’t believe you remembered
• I always remember April fools day
• Our anniversary I mean Jimmy
• Is it?
• Feck off you
• Ah I’m only messin’ with ye Ber. Anyway, Radio one reminded me
• How come?
• Ye, Some gobshite proposed to his bird on de radio and when she said yes, he laughed and said ‘April Fool’
• Ah that’s horrible Jimmy
• She was de eejit that said yes on the radio on April fools day. She shoulda known it was a set up
• Are you sayin’ I was an eejit for sayin’ yes to you all those years ago
• You were no fool Ber; You were marrying me
• How did I know I wasn’t being set up by you and your mad brothers
• Well, you know I’m no fool either Bernie
• What makes ye think that Jimmy?
• Well, I was marrying you wasn’t I?
• Get away, you big fool
• Some fools get lucky Ber
• Do they Jimmy? How d’ye make that one out?
• Well you were some lucky bird when you met me
• Go and shite Jimmy. I must’ve been a fool alright. If I’d killed you I’d have served less time
• Ah Ber, take a joke will you
• Would you do it all again Jimmy?
• I wish it was tomorrow Ber
• Really, aww Jimmy
• Ye, I wouldn’t go
• Fuck off Jimmy, that’s not funny
• April Fool Ber
• You’re hilarious I’m sure
• Happy anniversary love

Men!