My jaysis Richard look at de state of you. Did you not go to bed at all?
I told ye I was stayin’ up for de McGregor fight ma
Oh right. Well how did it go?
What d’ye mean 13 seconds?
He knocked Aldo out in 13 seconds
13 seconds? You paid 20 euro to watch a fight that only lasted 13 seconds?
Well I didn’t know he was gonna knock him out in 13 seconds did I ? He’s a hard bastard
Imagine de poor sods who paid 500 euro in Vegas. They must be hoppin’
They don’t give a shite. A few of de lads from work went. They said it’s buzzin’
All that money tho’ for flights and Hotels too, for a 13 second fight
Ah they did the twelve pubs of Vegas too. They were hammered
You must have had a right skinful yourself, look at de bleedin’ head on ye
Ah me and de lads just had a few beers watchin’ the pre fights
A few me arse. You’d want to shut dem eyes before ye bleed to death
Ah stop ma, me head is bangin’ Are you doin’ a fry up? I need some soakage
I suppose ye want de works?
Ye, I’d eat a cows arse through a hedge with no salt
I’ve no cows, will rashers and sausages do?
Sound ma, and some white puddin’ and beans…and a dippy egg and fried bread
So was de 13 seconds worth it then?
I missed it
Ye, I went out to de jax and when I got back it was all over
Ah for fuck sake, talk about money down de toilet
Oh yeah, don’t forget de white puddin’ ma
Kids… Dey just don’t give a fuck !