What do you want for Christmas Ber?
I don’t mind. You know I’m easily pleased love
No you’re not
I am so. It’s the thought that counts
You didn’t say that on Christmas morning 1989
You bought me a hoover Jimmy
It’s the thought that counts you said
…and you thought I wanted a hoover?
Well you’d been moaning about the old one
I know but I didn’t want one as a present
You said you’re easily pleased, I don’t think so Bernie
Yeah, with perfume or jewellery Jimmy, not a bleedin’ hoover
I’m sorry I even asked now.
Since when did you go Christmas shoppin’ anyway Jimmy?
What d’ye mean?
You usually get Kylie or Jason to buy your presents
I do not
Ye do so…well except for 1989
It’s a present ye never forgot tho’ Bernie
Talk about a present that sucks…jaysis
That’s lovely alrigh’. It wasn’t cheap that hoover
So ye said… a hundred bleedin’ times
I get no thanks in this house. I’m goin’ out
See ye later, oh and don’t forget about the microwave, you said you’d get it fixed.
Maybe I’ll just buy you a new…
Don’t even think about it Jimmy…Don’t even think about it
Easily pleased my arse….Jaysis… women