Jimmy and Bernie are about to celebrate their first day as empty nesters...again!
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Knickers#AprilAtoZChallenge
What were you doing in my knicker drawer by the way? What? You said you saw my Bisto tin in my knicker drawer. I was packing a bag for you. Because you found my running away money? No, because you were in hospital having the twins and you asked me to bring in more … Continue reading Knickers#AprilAtoZChallenge
In-laws ( Lily of the valley)#AprilAtoZ
When you're young and in love you don't realise that when you get married, you're not only marrying him; you're basically marrying his whole family. If I knew then what I know now, would I still have married him? Probably, but I would definitely have gone ahead with emigrating to Australia, which is what we … Continue reading In-laws ( Lily of the valley)#AprilAtoZ
Gymslip mammy
Me pal Rita called round for a cuppa this morning. She always has the gossip Howya Bernie Howya Rita, any news? Did you hear Vera Moran's young one is pregnant? Louise? Again? Jaysis she only had twins last year No, the younger one, Laura Ah stop, you're messin' I'm not But she's only a child … Continue reading Gymslip mammy
Tea
What is it about tea that Irish people think it solves all problems? I’m pregnant…have a cup of tea I crashed the car…you need a nice strong cup of tea for your nerves My fella broke up with me…he didn’t deserve you love, sit down and I’ll make you a cup of tea, you can … Continue reading Tea
