What would you like to do for your birthday,ma?Don't mention my birthday.Why not?I don't want to know about it. So, no cake, no presents, no party?No, I'm too old for all that. I've celebrated enough birthdays.You're such a drama queen.I'm serious, old age has nothing going for it.Get away out of that.Why would I be … Continue reading Queen

Reality Bites #AprilAtoZ

Listening to the girls chatting this morning, I think it's finally hit them that they're not going anywhere anytime soon.... Kylie, look at the state of my eyebrows. Will you do them for me? I will later. You said that yesterday, they're getting worse. What's your rush? Who's going to see you? I can see … Continue reading Reality Bites #AprilAtoZ

Obituary of a dieting housewife #AtoZChallenge

Best know for her love of karaoke and vodka shots, Bernie Rose Violet lived a full and happy life...until she decided to go on a diet. ''That was the day the music died for me'' Bernie said, as she nibbled on a celery stick, and sipped her low cal iced water with a dash of … Continue reading Obituary of a dieting housewife #AtoZChallenge