Will I read your horoscope Jimmy? For what? So you’ll know what’s in store for you today I already know what’s in store for me today You think you do I know I do. I’m going to go to work, come home, have me dinner, watch a bit of telly, go for a pint, come … Continue reading Zodiac


I’ve been a bit stressed lately. The kids are wrecking me buzz and Jimmy is being his usual pain in the arse. Antos wife Geraldine wants to 'fix' my aura. I didn’t know it was broken Ger Oh it is Bernie, it is How can you tell? Your aureole is very dark Me aureole? What … Continue reading Chakras