MCDonalds #AtoZChallenge

  How's the diet coming along? Don't mention diets to me. I've a pain in me swiss with diets What one is it now? Well, I'm meant to be on the keto one, but all I seem to do is eat eggs, fish,meat, chicken cheese and chocolate Doesn't sound too bad to me, and you … Continue reading MCDonalds #AtoZChallenge

Line Dancing #AtoZChallenge

Alice next door  goes to the community centre up the road five days a week.  She does loads of stuff like, chair aerobics, (don't ask), Pilates, flower arranging and tai chi. I don't know where she gets her energy from. Someone (Jimmy big mouth) told her I was trying to keep fit so she invited … Continue reading Line Dancing #AtoZChallenge

Keto, Koko and the Kardashians #AtoZChallenge

Ma, you should do that Keto diet What's that when it's at home Koko? You're allowed eat loads of chocolate and cheese and cream and all the high in fat stuff You're making this up I am not. The Kardashians swear by it Oh well if the Kardashians swear by it, it must be great … Continue reading Keto, Koko and the Kardashians #AtoZChallenge

Jumping jacks and sweaty backs #AtoZchallenge

Heya Maro Hey Bernie.Where have you been? And what's with the headband?You look like an extra from Fame I was at the gym You! Joined a gym? Seriously Bernie? Well, not exactly joined You either joined or you didn't Well,I went for a free trial, Just to see if I like it And? I didn't … Continue reading Jumping jacks and sweaty backs #AtoZchallenge

Itsy Bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini #AtoZchallenge

I went shopping today with Julie to take my mind off the diet but easier said than done... So what are you buying today Ber? I need a new swimsuit Lets go over to Penneys so. Their bikinis are only a fiver. We can get one in every colour I won't be wearing a bikini … Continue reading Itsy Bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini #AtoZchallenge

Health is wealth #AtoZChallenge

Day seven of my non diet and I'm afraid to stand on the scales. I went around to me mas to get away from all the Easter chocolate in my gaff... A diet? A diet? You're on a diet? Don't keep saying it ma Why are you on a diet? Just for the craic, why … Continue reading Health is wealth #AtoZChallenge

Gourmet grub #AtoZChallenge

Me and Jimmy went out for a meal last night. Lovely. Where did you go That new Italian place in the village...Gourmet grub my arse That bad was it? It was my first time out since I started my diet. So what was the problem? They tried charging us twelve euro for a bowl of … Continue reading Gourmet grub #AtoZChallenge

Fruit #AtoZ Challenge

What's for dessert ma? There's fruit in the bowl there Fruit? Fruit isn't a dessert Yes it is Yeah, apples are...if they're in a pie, or bananas if they're in a Bannoffi, peaches, if they're in a cobbler, or blueberries if they're in muffins Will you stop listing off cakes and pies But... But nothing. … Continue reading Fruit #AtoZ Challenge

Easter Eggs…the enemy 😩

Happy Easter ma, here's your egg Thanks Kylie love, you shouldn't have Ah you say that every year ma I mean it this year Yeah right, pull the other one I'm serious Really? I'm on a diet 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Get up off that floor Kylie 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 What's so funny? You...on a diet...at Easter You're hilarious Wait … Continue reading Easter Eggs…the enemy 😩