I met me pal Lynda downtown. Hey Lynn. You on your own? Yeah, Tony's gone shopping. Seriously? Since when does Tony go shopping? Since always. No way. Aldi or Lidl? Feck off Bernie, he doesn't do the food shop. You mean he goes clothes shopping? And you let him? He's a grown man, Bernie. He … Continue reading Flare for fashion
Bernie and Lynn
Retirement
Men! And hello to you too Lynn. Howya Bernie. Whats up? Him. What's wrong now? He's getting on my nerves. I'll put the kettle on. Why did he have to retire? Well, in fairness, he's been working since he was fourteen, Lynn. I know, but I can't take much more of it. It's like when … Continue reading Retirement
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