Halloween Town

Looks like Danny De Vito is back in action.

  • I just saw the witches of Eastwick in Danny’s front garden and Beetlejuice looking out the window.
  • There was an aul hag on his porch last night, now that you mention it.
  • Grey hair in a bun, all in black?
  • Yeah, I thought it was you for a minute.
  • Don’t start, Jimmy.
  • I’m joking, I’m joking.
  • Anyway, that was his ma, she comes to check on his gaff when he’s out of town
  • How do you know?
  • I met her on the the way home from the post office on Friday. Nice woman.
  • So when did he get back?
  • Must have been late last night. I woke up this morning and saw Casper swinging from his pergola.
  • Is that a euphemism?
  • No, it’s a friendly ghost.
  • Better go get Jack Skellington from the attic
  • Are you saying I’m going to be in competition with Danny?
  • I’m saying nothing.
  • Good. Oh, and see if uncle Fester is up there. I couldn’t find him last year.

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16 thoughts on “Halloween Town

      1. Hi Bernie it’s great to see you and I really miss your views on life !
        Danny DeVito.. and his decorations are an almighty nuisance. And it will only get worse with Christmas coming.
        It’s been really busy here and I have been struggling to keep my head above water. But I am doing my best 💜💜

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  1. I quit doing decorations and candy giving for Halloween. It started with the neighbor’s evangelical theology railing against the practice. Not that they restored the ancient practice of prayers for the dead. Just went dark. Nothing. So I followed suit.

    I miss it.

    Kids are so cute. Even parents dress up. But my little neighborhood corner…. nutting.

    Sigh..

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  2. Heeheehee! A couple not far from here make a Cousin Itt. They use a “tomato cage,” the supports used to grow tomatoes, turned upside down, and tie the fake hula skirts to it, topping it with an old bowler and propping the sunglasses through the cage. It really looks good, you might think about it, Uncle Fester might want company.

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