Objection

~ Diary of a Dublin housewife

Just been watching Christmas ads on telly for a certain mens aftershave and remembered this 😆

  • Why is she not in work?
  • She took a week off for jury duty.
  • I never saw any letter from the courts.
  • There wasn’t one.
  • Why?
  • Well, it’s not normal jury duty.
  • What is it then?
  • The Johnny Depp trial.
  • Seriously?
  • Yeah, she didn’t want to use up any of her holidays, so she told them she was on jury duty.
  • That girl has lost the plot altogether.
  • She’s grand.
  • So, are you heading out today?
  • Not a chance, Jimmy.
  • Why not?
  • Kate Moss is giving evidence.
  • That’s aiding and abetting your daughter, Bernie.
  • Objection.
  • Case dismissed, Im off to work.

Fun times 😆

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      1. I am fine …a few health issues but fingers crossed! A few more tests on the 18th so fingers crossed. I have been busy blogging and beta reading .

        The grandchildren are growing , I hope all the family are well 💜💜

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