Yesterday I saw a chap I used to date years ago. Jimmy was with me.

• Omg, there’s Shane Farrell.
• Who?
• I went out with him when I was 17.
• I hope he had more hair back then.
• He had loads of curly black hair.
• Where? On his legs?
• Don’t be horrible,Jimmy. I heard he made it big in the eighties.
• What, his belly? He never lost it,Ber.
• He has let himself go a bit alright.
• What were you thinking,Bernie?
• I must have been mad.
• You must have been.
• I mean, I must have been mad to break up with him.
• Have you seen the cut of him?
• Have you seen the car he’s driving?
• Fair point, but you’d think if he’s going to drive a convertible he’d sort out his comb over.

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