Dirty dancing, gangnam style, air guitars and doing the fandango with a banker...will Bernie get satisfaction at the wedding?
Ex girlfriends, hats and vajazzles. Bernie's not looking forward to the wedding of the year. Maybe Claudia Schiffer could stand in... Watch out for fireworks
I bought a hat for the wedding. I hate wearing hats, but I spotted the Bridget one buying a fascinator in House of Fraser last week and there's no way she's going to get one over on me with her snotty comments about wedding etiquette like the last time. Wedding etiquette my arse. Who does … Continue reading If you want to get ahead, get a hat