Pot Luck

Do you want dinner, Jimmy? Nah, you're alright. I had something in me mas. Your ma cooked? No, Greta did. Wonders will never cease. Leave it out, Bernie. What? You know she's a lazy wagon. She's doing a bit more since ma was diagnosed. A bit is right. She only calls in when it suits … Continue reading Pot Luck

If you want to get ahead, get a hat

I bought a hat for the wedding. I hate wearing hats, but I spotted the Bridget one buying a fascinator in House of Fraser last week and there's no way she's going to get one over on me with her snotty comments about wedding etiquette like the last time. Wedding etiquette my arse. Who does … Continue reading If you want to get ahead, get a hat