There is a crack in everything…That’s how the light gets in


  • What’s up with you today Bernie?
  • I’m just sad Jimmy
  • Everyone is sad today Ber
  • I just can’t believe it
  • Neither can I. It’s shocking
  • Shocking
  • What were they thinking?
  • Who?
  • The Americans
  • What’s it got to do with them?
  • They elected him
  • What? Who?
  • Trump
  • Would you ever fuck off Jimmy
  • What did I say now?
  • You think I give a shite about that orange sap today
  • I thought that’s why you were so sad
  • Why would I be sad about that gobshite?
  • It’s just so unbelievable. God help us all
  • They elected him, he’s President. End of story, nothing much we can do about it Jimmy
  • What’s up with you so?
  • Leonard Cohen died Jimmy
  • Ah fuck that Bernie, no way. Jaysis is there anyone decent left alive?
  • Puts things into perspective doesn’t it Jimmy?
  • Sure does Ber
  • …it’s time that we began
    to laugh and cry and cry and laugh about it all again




  • What d’ye think of that gobshite Trump?
  • Don’t get me started on that Oompa Loompa sleaze bag Jimmy
  • Ye don’t like him then?
  • Like him? I’d like to box the head off him, the dirty fecker
  • ‘Locker room banter’ says he
  • I don’t care where he was…in a bar, in the office, at the bleedin’ bus stop…it’s not OK to treat women like that
  • Giving all of us men a bad name he is
  • Thank God all men aren’t like him.
  • He thinks he can do as he likes because of who he is…malignant little fucker
  • Imagine groping a woman just because you feel like it.
  • Not nice Bernie. Not nice.
  • I’d like to see him try grope me, he wouldn’t know what hit him
  • Jaysis Bernie, I wouldn’t fancy his chances
  • He’d have a fair chance of having his mickey in a splint Jimmy
  • Ouch Bernie
  • …and that’s only for starters. The state of him, the manky git
  • I think Hillary could do with you on her team
  • I’m not saying I’m all for Hillary either but jaysis, she’s better than that dirt bag
  • He thinks he’s invincible Bernie. Is there anyone he won’t target to get to the top? Immigrants? Jews? Mexicans?Muslims? Gays?
  • How the hell did he get to be a presidential candidate?
  • Fucked if I know or understand Americans Ber
  • His supporters love him, they don’t care what he says or does
  • He’s making eejits out of them all.
  • Brainwashed  by a perverted oompa loompa with a bad hair do
  • God help America
  • God help us all…