I met Danny today, haven't seen him or Marlene in ages. So, how was Christmas Dan? I never saw a bit of you, and not a decco in sight. Big change from last year. At least you didn't have to call the police for the three wise men. Ah stop, don't remind me. Mortified I … Continue reading The Great Escape
gobshite
Viva la vida
Did you see that fella with his girlfriend caught on camera at the Coldplay concert? Who? Some CEO, having it off with a work colleague. The big eejit The cheating fecker is married with kids. He was caught on the kiss cam. What a gobshite. I know, the dirtbag. Imagine carrying on like that. Yeah, … Continue reading Viva la vida
Love is blind
I over heard this conversation on the bus this morning. Don't you just love a bit of eavesdropping? I saw Ray this morning. Ah lovely, how is he? Not right in the head if you ask me. Why do you say that? He's back with your woman. He is not. He is. He told me. … Continue reading Love is blind
Will you still love me tomorrow (up schitts creek)#AprilAtoZ
Watching so many movies during this lock-down period, reminded me of the conversation me and Jimmy had a couple of years ago while we were watching the Oscars. ( yeah OK, hands up... I'm re-blogging again) Who would play you in a movie Jimmy? What’s the movie about? I dunno…Life ‘The life and times of … Continue reading Will you still love me tomorrow (up schitts creek)#AprilAtoZ
Fatty New Year
Why does Geraldine want to spend more time with Bernie all of a sudden?
Door knobs and Broomsticks
Jimmy hates Hallowe'en so I knew when we were invited to the party last Saturday he wouldn't go. Ye can't blame a girl for tryin' but can ye? Are you dressin' up for this party or wha' Jimmy? I am in me hole Bernie. But it's a fancy dress party Jimmy, you have to. I … Continue reading Door knobs and Broomsticks
Heifer
I bought a new dress down the market for my birthday. I liked it at the time but wasn't sure about it when I got it home. I made the mistake of asking Jimmy's opinion... Does my bum look big in this Jimmy? I’m not answering that Bernie Why not? It’s an incriminating question How … Continue reading Heifer
Diary of a Dublin Housewife 