Golden Gee

I don't know who's worse sometimes, Jimmy or me ma 🙄 Your ma rang when you were out,Bernie What did she want?Just a chat I think. She was going on about one of her dead friends.Who?Betty Brown.She hasn't got a friend called Betty Brown.Oh, maybe it was Betty Black, I dunno. Died a dew days … Continue reading Golden Gee

Betty white

Im not well, Bernie. I think I'm on my way.Where?My way out.Why are you going out if you're not well, ma?I'm not going out.You just said...You know what I meant.What's wrong with you?I just don't feel myself, maybe I have the covid.You haven't got covid.Maybe I should do an astringent test.Ma, you've done an astrig … Continue reading Betty white