Anyway, the builders arrived across the road last Monday. There's been no sign of Danny or Marlene and it's bloody Baltic out, so I've been making tea for the lads. Those chaps are lovely, Jimmy. Yeah, hard workers too. They were delighted with the tea. Yes, they said. When were you talking to them? This … Continue reading Brewing up a storm
Bernie and Jimmy
Hag
Just back from the hairdressers. Delighted with me new do. Made the mistake of asking Jimmy's opinion... Well, do you like it? It's better than it was anyway. What do you mean? It wasn't the best. I know the grey bits were bad, that's why I went to get a colour in. It wasn't just … Continue reading Hag
Toilet humour
Who's been using the good hand towels? What? The good towels in the downstairs loo. I don't know. Did you just wash your hands in there? Yeah. And did you dry them? Of course. And what towel did you use? The one on the rail. Fuck sake, Jimmy? What now? How many times? Use the … Continue reading Toilet humour
Viva la vida
Did you see that fella with his girlfriend caught on camera at the Coldplay concert? Who? Some CEO, having it off with a work colleague. The big eejit The cheating fecker is married with kids. He was caught on the kiss cam. What a gobshite. I know, the dirtbag. Imagine carrying on like that. Yeah, … Continue reading Viva la vida
Objection
Just been watching Christmas ads on telly for a certain mens aftershave and remembered this 😆 Why is she not in work? She took a week off for jury duty. I never saw any letter from the courts. There wasn't one. Why? Well, it's not normal jury duty. What is it then? The Johnny Depp … Continue reading Objection
Oscar
It's Oscar time again and it got me thinking about who would star in the movie of my book. This is a throwback to a conversation we had a few years ago. Everything changes but Jimmy 🤩 Who would play you in a movie Jimmy? What’s the movie about? I dunno…Life 'The life and times … Continue reading Oscar
Ferero heart never won fair lady ❤️
Did you buy me chocolates Jimmy? Why would I buy you chocolates? For Valentines day You hate all that Valentines shite I don't hate chocolate tho' There's still half a box of Ferero left since Christmas What do you mean half a box? I never even opened them I had one or two the other … Continue reading Ferero heart never won fair lady ❤️
J is for Jimmy and joker.
Christy next door is still moaning about his job.What's he got to moan about? Sure he wouldn't work in a fit, sweeps a few streets,then goes to the pub. He must be worn out.Said he's had the same sweeping brush for five years.Shows how much he uses it,lazy fecker.He said since he got it he's … Continue reading J is for Jimmy and joker.
G is for Granny and grandad.
Reminiscing last night about when Whitney went into labour with JZ. I could barely get dressed; never mind have a shower, and he was in there singing. My nerves were gone. Our Whitney was in labour and instead of getting her bag out to the car, he was in the shower singing. Are you serious, … Continue reading G is for Granny and grandad.
Census
census night and Jimmy is not being very helpful.
Diary of a Dublin Housewife 