Google maps

~ Diary of a Dublin housewife

Walking in a foreign city can be scary when you get lost … especially when you’re with your husband.

  • Left here, Jimmy.
  • No, it’s right.
  • Google says left.
  • Well she’s wrong.
  • How do you know?
  • Because we didn’t come this way.
  • Well she’s saying turn left.
  • We came from the right
  • Ok but she’s saying go left.
  • So you think it’s left?
  • I don’t think anything, Google says turn left.
  • Right.
  • No, left.
  • That’s what I said.
  • No, you said right.
  • I said right, it’s left.
  • Oh my God, you’re confusing me now.
  • She’s the confusing one, sending us all over the world.
  • Why would she send us the wrong way?
  • Because, she hasn’t a fucking clue.

Give me bloody patience. How we haven’t murdered each other is beyond me.

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