Hag

Just back from the hairdressers. Delighted with me new do. Made the mistake of asking Jimmy’s opinion…

  • Well, do you like it?
  • It’s better than it was anyway.
  • What do you mean?
  • It wasn’t the best.
  • I know the grey bits were bad, that’s why I went to get a colour in.
  • It wasn’t just grey, it was…
  • It was what?
  • It was very scraggy.
  • Excuse me?
  • Scraggy.
  • Are you serious?
  • You said yourself it was in bits. It was like an aul hags.
  • And who are you? Richard Gere?
  • You asked me, I’m just telling you.
  • I asked you if you liked my hair.
  • And I told you.
  • …That it’s better than it was
  • Well it is.
  • You’re full of compliments.
  • You’re welcome. Any chance of a cuppa?
  • Yeah, I’ll just go and stir the cauldron after I put some cream on me wart.

Just as well I have hard skin…like a hag

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  1. Note to Hubby: Well, you survived, you Thunderhead. Three pieces of advice: 1. Comment cue cards – prepared responses. I can make you a standard list. 2. Planned Spontaneity. #1 & #2 work together and not alone. You must have a deportment of actual spontaneous response by planning your response. 3. If all is forgotten, Reverse the Question, How do YOU like YOUR hair? LOLOLOLOL

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