Just back from the hairdressers. Delighted with me new do. Made the mistake of asking Jimmy’s opinion…
- Well, do you like it?
- It’s better than it was anyway.
- What do you mean?
- It wasn’t the best.
- I know the grey bits were bad, that’s why I went to get a colour in.
- It wasn’t just grey, it was…
- It was what?
- It was very scraggy.
- Excuse me?
- Scraggy.
- Are you serious?
- You said yourself it was in bits. It was like an aul hags.
- And who are you? Richard Gere?
- You asked me, I’m just telling you.
- I asked you if you liked my hair.
- And I told you.
- …That it’s better than it was
- Well it is.
- You’re full of compliments.
- You’re welcome. Any chance of a cuppa?
- Yeah, I’ll just go and stir the cauldron after I put some cream on me wart.
Just as well I have hard skin…like a hag
Diary of a Dublin Housewife 
Note to Hubby: Well, you survived, you Thunderhead. Three pieces of advice: 1. Comment cue cards – prepared responses. I can make you a standard list. 2. Planned Spontaneity. #1 & #2 work together and not alone. You must have a deportment of actual spontaneous response by planning your response. 3. If all is forgotten, Reverse the Question, How do YOU like YOUR hair? LOLOLOLOL
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He never plans his responses…and all is not forgotten 😜
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You two are a delight.
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He isn’t! 🧐🤓
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Going to hairdresser tomorrow! He better do better than that or body parts may be in cauldron!
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Did you even doubt he’d do better??🤣
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