Toilet humour

  • Who’s been using the good hand towels?
  • What?
  • The good towels in the downstairs loo.
  • I don’t know.
  • Did you just wash your hands in there?
  • Yeah.
  • And did you dry them?
  • Of course.
  • And what towel did you use?
  • The one on the rail.
  • Fuck sake, Jimmy?
  • What now?
  • How many times? Use the towel on the shelf.
  • A towel is a towel, for gods sake.
  • No it isn’t. I’m sick telling you. The one on the rail is for visitors.
  • You’re losing the plot, Ber.

Men. they haven’t a clue; Or maybe he’s right. Am I losing the plot?





12 thoughts on “Toilet humour

  1. Hi Bernie no your not losing the plot at tall.

    A suggestion though? Perhaps is you left the family towel on the rail and guest towel on the shelf….

    Or would the man of the house suddenly change the habits of a lifetime and still use the wrong towel… Then blame you for confusing him.

    Ah! Maybe give up and just let’s the guests fend for themselves.πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ

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  2. From my mother’s knees we learned that one. Among others…. manu, many, many others… There should be a rule about rules. Check the side of his slacks for evidence of the ‘first wipe’. You should gain relief seeing the grime there and not on the fancy towels.

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