• Giz a lend of a tenner will ye ma
• I will not
• Why?
• Cos you still owe me a tenner from last week
• I told you I’d pay you when I get me wages. I’m just a bit short on funds ’til Friday
• You said that last week
• But I will pay you back
• At this rate you’ll owe me all your wages
• Don’t exaggerate ma
• I’m not exaggeratin’. Don’t tink I’ve forgotten about the twenty you borrowed on Paddys day
• Are ye still goin’ on about that, jaysis ma
• I’m not bleedin’ made of money
• I know, and it doesn’t grow on trees either
• No it doesn’t, and don’t get smart wit me young lady
• I’m not gettin ‘smart. I only want a lend of a tenner
• This is the last time Kylie
• Tanks ma, your the best
• You only ever say that when you’re borrowing money
• Well accordin’ to you, that’s all the time so
• Gerraway outta that, before I change me mind
• Love ye ma

Ah, sure she’s not the worst  😉