• Giz a lend of a tenner will ye ma
• I will not
• Why?
• Cos ye still owe me a tenner from last week
• I told ye I’d pay ye when I get me wages. I’m just a bit short on funds ’til Friday
• Ye said dat last week
• But I will pay ye back
• At this rate you’ll owe me all your wages
• Don’t exaggerate ma
• I’m not exaggeratin’. Don’t tink I’ve forgotten about the twenty ye borrowed on Paddys day
• Are ye still goin’ on about dat, jaysis ma
• I’m not bleedin’ made of money ye know
• I know, and it doesn’t grow on trees either
• No it doesn’t, and don’t get smart wit me young lady
• I’m not gettin’smart. I only want a lend of a tenner
• Dis is de last time Kylie
• Tanks ma, your de best
• You only ever say dat when yer borrowin’ money
• Well accordin’ to you, dat’s all de time so
• Gerraway outta dat, before I change me mind
• Love ye ma

Ah, sure she’s not de worst  😉