• Dinner’s ready
• Aw nice one. I’m starvin’ ma
• It’s not for you. It’s for da
• What about me?
• What about you? I told you I’m not makin’ dinners for you anymore
• What? I thought ye were only messin’ ma
• Well see what thought did, now excuse me ’til I put your das out
• What is it?
• Chicken curry
• Aw ma, I love your curry
• Do you now? Well I can’t keep up with what you like and don’t like these days
• But I always loved your curry
• Ye said that about me coddle and then turned your nose up at it
• Ah ma get over the bleedin’ coddle will you
• I will not get over it…and you went off to Nandos without tellin’ me last night and I had a lovely stew made. Well you can feck off and have a curry in Nandos with your pals
• Nandos don’t do curry
• Aww, that’s a pity
• Stop messin’ ma will ye. I’m starvin’
• I’m not messin’. JIMMY, YER DINNER’S READY I SAID…jaysis where’s your da?
• He must be gone out. I’ll have his
• Ye will in your swiss have his
• Therr’s loads in the pot
• I know
• Well give us a bowl of it then
• There’s not enough for us all
• All who?
• I told Alison I’d bring her in a bit of dinner
• You’re feedin’ the neighbours but you wont feed me
• Alison isn’t very well and she’s no family to come and cook for her
• Looks like I don’t either
• Well, remember that the next time ye refuse me coddle and when you fancy a Nandos and don’t bother your arse ringin’ me
• Ah build a bridge ma will ye
• Sorry, I haven’t time for buildin’ bridges, I’m too busy cookin’ and cleanin’ up after you lot
• You should put dat to music ma, I could sing along cos I know all de words
• Don’t get cheeky with me miss
• Joke ma…jaysis
• Right, here take this bowl
• Ah thanks ma
• …and bring it into Alison, tell her I’ll be in later to make her a cuppa
• MA!!

That’ll teach her!