I met Danny today, haven't seen him or Marlene in ages. So, how was Christmas Dan? I never saw a bit of you, and not a decco in sight. Big change from last year. At least you didn't have to call the police for the three wise men. Ah stop, don't remind me. Mortified I … Continue reading The Great Escape
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Toilet humour
Who's been using the good hand towels? What? The good towels in the downstairs loo. I don't know. Did you just wash your hands in there? Yeah. And did you dry them? Of course. And what towel did you use? The one on the rail. Fuck sake, Jimmy? What now? How many times? Use the … Continue reading Toilet humour
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Maisie receiving visitors on Mothers day while cocooning