Julie rang me for a chat last night... I've been meaning to ask you, Bernie. What ever happened with the Delilah one? Who? Danny from across the road's sister. Delilah was her cat. Oh right, the one the husband killed. Allegedly. Well, whatever her name is. Any sign? It's Denise. I've never seen her. I'm … Continue reading Whistling Dixie
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Jimmy Riddle
Will Jimmy find his passport in time for the Euros?
Cougar
Me ma's cousin Connie went away with her pal Maeve on a Mediterranean cruise for a month. She came home last weekend and told ma she met a fella and they're getting married. He's years younger than her. Well, Jimmy couldn't believe it when I told him. Is she off her rocker? She said they're … Continue reading Cougar
Viva Espana
Getting ready to go on Holiday is bad enough without Jimmy annoying me. Tickets, passports,money,Suncream, sunglasses, umberella… Why are you bringing an umberella? It might rain In Santa Ponsa? It rains in Spain In July? It might You’re mad Bernie I must be, I married you Jimmy Have you got everything? I’ve a feeling I’m … Continue reading Viva Espana