Jimmy is very sensitive about his hairline…or lack of. I’m actually surprised he hasn’t got a comb over like his uncle Albert. One gust of wind and Albert’s locks would trail behind him like a horses mane in the grand national. I’m heading over to the barbers Bernie For what Jimmy? To have me nipple … Continue reading Baldy


‘Hot from the catwalks of Paris, we have this season’s latest trend’  ‘says Glenda on Exposé last night. ‘Denim is back’. I never knew it was gone away to be honest with you.They talk some bullshit on these fashion programmes. He was reading the newspaper, waiting for Emmerdale to come on. - ‘Stop the lights … Continue reading TRENDY