Julie rang me for a chat last night... I've been meaning to ask you, Bernie. What ever happened with the Delilah one? Who? Danny from across the road's sister. Delilah was her cat. Oh right, the one the husband killed. Allegedly. Well, whatever her name is. Any sign? It's Denise. I've never seen her. I'm … Continue reading Whistling Dixie
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Jimmy is very sensitive about his hairline…or lack of. I’m actually surprised he hasn’t got a comb over like his uncle Albert. One gust of wind and Albert’s locks would trail behind him like a horses mane in the grand national. I’m heading over to the barbers Bernie For what Jimmy? To have me nipple … Continue reading Baldy
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‘Hot from the catwalks of Paris, we have this season’s latest trend’ ‘says Glenda on Exposé last night. ‘Denim is back’. I never knew it was gone away to be honest with you.They talk some bullshit on these fashion programmes. He was reading the newspaper, waiting for Emmerdale to come on. - ‘Stop the lights … Continue reading TRENDY