Looks like Danny De Vito is back in action. I just saw the witches of Eastwick in Danny's front garden and Beetlejuice looking out the window. There was an aul hag on his porch last night, now that you mention it. Grey hair in a bun, all in black? Yeah, I thought it was you … Continue reading Halloween Town
2020 AtoZ
Blogging from AtoZ. April 2020
Deal or no deal
This was a few years ago when ma was in hospital. Ma wasn't being looked after the way she should have. It was a disgrace what was going on in the ward. Maisie just wanted to come home but they said they needed to keep an eye on her. I tried not to laugh when … Continue reading Deal or no deal
Viva España…otra vez (been on Duolingo 😎😎😎)
Heading off to the Costas on the alcoholliers tomorrow and I just remembered that time we went to Santa Ponsa.... July 2015 Getting ready to go on Holiday is bad enough without Jimmy annoying me. Tickets, passports,money,Suncream, sunglasses, umberella… Why are you bringing an umberella? It might rain In Santa Ponsa? It rains in Spain … Continue reading Viva España…otra vez (been on Duolingo 😎😎😎)
Skip to my loo
Talking to myself has reached a new level...
Pot Luck
Do you want dinner, Jimmy? Nah, you're alright. I had something in me mas. Your ma cooked? No, Greta did. Wonders will never cease. Leave it out, Bernie. What? You know she's a lazy wagon. She's doing a bit more since ma was diagnosed. A bit is right. She only calls in when it suits … Continue reading Pot Luck
Men…oh…men
I've done that washing up for you, Bernie. For me? Yeah, I just said. Why is it for me? So you don't have to do it. But did you not do it for yourself? What do you mean? I'm not the only one who had dinner. I cooked it, but it wasn't just for me. … Continue reading Men…oh…men
Dodgy Box
Howya Sandra, long time no see. Hey Bernie, hows tricks? Grand. Same shite different day. You know yourself. How's Tony? Grand. Retired now. Getting on my nerves. Oh tell me about it. Oh is Jimmy retired too? Yeah. I started tai chi classes just to get out of the house. Tai chi? How's that going … Continue reading Dodgy Box
Hiding in plain sight
Get away from the window, Bernie. I'm just looking. Oh feck, he caught me. He's staring over Jimmy. Well, stop waving at him for Gods sake. What else should I do? Stop looking. It's my window. I'll look out if I like. You're getting more like your mother everyday. Thanks. What if he was a … Continue reading Hiding in plain sight
Silent Witness
So, Jimmy thinks I've finally lost the plot... Bernie, I'm up on a roof, it looks like snow and I need to finish here today. I don't have time for your conspiracy theories. It's not a conspiracy theory, Jimmy. I think Danny is under police protection. Stop calling him Danny will you. But it's his … Continue reading Silent Witness
Neighbourhood watch
I bumped into Danny De Vito on the way back from the shops. Well actually, I was passing his house and he was in his garden hanging the star of Bethlehem on his pergola. I was trying not to make eye contact but he ran out when he saw me. Hello there. Bernie isn't it? … Continue reading Neighbourhood watch
Diary of a Dublin Housewife 