• I was telling Julie about Buster.
• Who?
• Bobby Higgins up the road… You know, Buster.
• Oh you mean Sponge Bob?
• What?
• That’s what they call him in the pub cos he’s always scrounging pints.
• Anyway, he’s claiming from the council because he tripped on a crack in the path.
• The only thing cracked is himself. He’s forever claiming for something.
• I know, it’s shocking. It’d suit him better to get a job.
• The waster hasn’t had a job since the seventies.
• I thought he worked on the building sites with you at one time?
• Worked? Don’t make me laugh. That fella thought manual labour was a Spanish musician. He wouldn’t work with jump leads.
• How can he afford to go boozing everyday?
• He collects his scratcher of a Monday, when that’s gone he sponges off whoever he can until the following Monday..
• Ma used to say he was work shy.
• He’s a lazy fucker, that’s what he is.
• Don’t mince your words will you, Jimmy.

Sponge Bob, wait til I tell Julie that one…lol