• Get away from the window, Bernie.
• I’m just looking. Oh feck, he caught me. He’s staring over Jimmy.
• Well, stop waving at him for Gods sake.
• What else should I do?
• Stop looking.
• It’s my window. I’ll look out if I like.
• You’re getting more like your mother everyday.
• Thanks.
• What if he was a murderer?
• You said he wasn’t. Oh God, he’s waving back.
• But you said he was. If he thinks you suspect…
• Oh Jimmy, you’re scaring me now.
• Calm down. I’m only joking.
• Well, you’re not funny.
• You’re too easy to wind up, Bernie. You can stop waving now.
• My nerves are shot. Why do you think he’s afraid of the police?
• You’re imagining things, Bernie. He just got a fright when they woke him up in the middle of the night.
• I suppose. I’d get a fright if I saw two coppers at my door, no matter what time it was.
• All he’s guilty of is having three wise men in his garden.
• And two sheperds, Jesus, Mary and Joseph, and a camel.
• He hasn’t got a camel. Stop exaggerating.
• He does so. It arrived this morning. did you not see it?
• I wasn’t looking.
• You can’t miss it Jimmy. It’s bigger than our Frosty; well Christy’s Frosty now.
• And you still think he’s in witness protection?
• Maybe. Why?
• He’d hardly be lighting his gaff up like the Vegas strip if he if he was in hiding now would he?
• Fair point, Jimmy.
• So you can relax now.
• I don’t know…
• What now?
• Have you ever heard the phrase ‘Hiding in plain sight’?
• I give up with you, Bernie.
• I’m telling you. there’s something fishy about him.
• Well, get out of the window before he sees you again.
• Oh, you getting scared now, then?
• No. I’m just scarlet for you.

I’ll find out what he’s up to, one of these days.