- Men!
- And hello to you too Lynn.
- Howya Bernie.
- Whats up?
- Him.
- What’s wrong now?
- He’s getting on my nerves.
- I’ll put the kettle on.
- Why did he have to retire?
- Well, in fairness, he’s been working since he was fourteen, Lynn.
- I know, but I can’t take much more of it. It’s like when he was laid off in the 80’s, only worse
- How is it worse?
- In the eighties I knew he’d eventually get another job, but now, this is it. He’s going nowhere.
- I thought you’d be off gallivanting, enjoying yourself together.
- We did, but then we had to come home.
- Has he no hobbies?
- Drinking and judge Judy, thankfully not at the same time.
- Would he not join the men’s shed?
- He said that’s for aul fellas with nothing better to do, and I said, ‘well you’re an aulfella with nothing better to do’.
- Ouch, how did that go down?
- He was raging, said he had loads to do, so I said ‘go on then.’
- So what did he do?
- He mowed the lawn.
- That’s something.
- Then he came in and put on Judge Judy. I left him to it.
- Maybe you could get a job?
- Feck off. I spent enough years cleaning other peoples toilets. I’m not going back to that.
- You could do something else.
- Like what?
- A course or something, flower arranging or crochet?
- Are you looking for a dig, Bernie Rose Violet?
- Sorry, I’m only trying to help.
- Well, telling me to join a knitting club isn’t very helpful.
- There’s yoga for the elderly in the club of a Wednesday morning.
- I’m warning you, Bernie!
- I’m running out of ideas here, Lynn.
- I don’t know why some women moan about their husband’s playing golf.
- Would he not start?
- No, he’s not bothered, fuck sake.
- Aww, are things that bad?
- Ah no, not really, I’m just fed up today and the weather isn’t helping.
- I know, you’d be sick of the bloody rain. Summer how are ye?
- I’d be delighted to see him feck off with his clubs a few times a week, all the same.
- So retirement isn’t suiting him then?
- Oh, it’s suiting him down to the ground, it’s me it’s not suiting. I don’t get a minute to meself.
- How come?
- He’s just you know, always there.
- I know what you mean.
- How do you put up with Jimmy all day?
- He has his own sitting room and a set of headphones.
- What’s great about that?
- I don’t have to listen to judge Judy.
I’m laughing out loud!!
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I have headphones, pension check, and retired. Which channel on the tellie is Judge Judy?
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Virgin tv. everyday at 4.30. If you have a firestick, there’s a channel that airs Judge Judy all day… Lord save us all from retired men…lol
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😂😂😜
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Heeheehee! Yep, when mine came home, I went to work, partly for the money and partly to save my sanity.
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I’m glad we’re not alone 😄
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bud retired 2 years before I did. When I said I was retiring he said we might not be able to afford it. I told him he’d better look for a job! I retired!
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Cheeky fecker 😆😆😆
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Hi Bernie…. Heaven help us all! I hate that program Judge Judy it drives me nuts!
It’s great to see you about again! I am on a short break at the moment but will be back soon 💜💜💜
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Ah there you are. Hope you’re keeping well. I’m just popping in now and again xxx
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Always good to see you here you have such a handle on life and way with words you always lift the day.
I hope all is good with you and the family 💜
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