Silent Witness

So, Jimmy thinks I've finally lost the plot... Bernie, I'm up on a roof, it looks like snow and I need to finish here today. I don't have time for your conspiracy theories. It's not a conspiracy theory, Jimmy. I think Danny is under police protection. Stop calling him Danny will you. But it's his … Continue reading Silent Witness

Deck The Halls

Two weeks to Christmas and not a ball hanging. It was time to snap out of it and get in the festive spirit. Julie came over to help me. I don't think I'll be giving Danny De Vito a run for his money. Who you talking about, Bernie? That new chap across the road. His … Continue reading Deck The Halls

Neighbourhood watch

I bumped into Danny De Vito on the way back from the shops. Well actually, I was passing his house and he was in his garden hanging the star of Bethlehem on his pergola. I was trying not to make eye contact but he ran out when he saw me. Hello there. Bernie isn't it? … Continue reading Neighbourhood watch