Danny has a twin Danny who? Danny across the road She's a girl and she lives in England with her coercive husband that's where Danny and Marlene were for Christmas Well she did live in England They rescued her and brought her home, she's moving in with Marlene. Her husband doesn't know yet but Danny … Continue reading Why Why Why Delilah
2020 AtoZ
Blogging from AtoZ. April 2020
The Great Escape
I met Danny today, haven't seen him or Marlene in ages. So, how was Christmas Dan? I never saw a bit of you, and not a decco in sight. Big change from last year. At least you didn't have to call the police for the three wise men. Ah stop, don't remind me. Mortified I … Continue reading The Great Escape
Away in a manger
The lads are giving it some welly across the road but it's still a building site, with diggers arriving and skips leaving throughout the day. What Danny said was a granny flat for his ma, seems to be turning into Tajh Mahal. I can't see the Christmas deccos going up early this year. God only … Continue reading Away in a manger
Cruising for a bruising
Met Danny chatting to the builders yesterday on my way home Howya Danny. Ah there she is now, Mrs. Doyle herself Don't you start, I've enough of your builders and Jimmy without you joining in. Ah, they were delighted with the tea and biscuits, weren't you lads? 'Fair play to you Mrs. Doyle' they shouted, … Continue reading Cruising for a bruising
Danny’s ma
I met her again, still all in black. Like an Italian widow. And Jimmy saying he thought she was me, said he forgot I got my hair done. He can be a cheeky bastard at times. You'd swear he was Richard Gere. Looks more like Richard Attenborough these days. Don't get me wrong, I love … Continue reading Danny’s ma
Google maps
Walking in a foreign city can be scary when you get lost … especially when you're with your husband. Left here, Jimmy. No, it’s right. Google says left. Well she’s wrong. How do you know? Because we didn’t come this way. Well she’s saying turn left. We came from the right Ok but she's saying … Continue reading Google maps
Halloween Town
Looks like Danny De Vito is back in action. I just saw the witches of Eastwick in Danny's front garden and Beetlejuice looking out the window. There was an aul hag on his porch last night, now that you mention it. Grey hair in a bun, all in black? Yeah, I thought it was you … Continue reading Halloween Town
Deal or no deal
This was a few years ago when ma was in hospital. Ma wasn't being looked after the way she should have. It was a disgrace what was going on in the ward. Maisie just wanted to come home but they said they needed to keep an eye on her. I tried not to laugh when … Continue reading Deal or no deal
Viva España…otra vez (been on Duolingo 😎😎😎)
Heading off to the Costas on the alcoholliers tomorrow and I just remembered that time we went to Santa Ponsa.... July 2015 Getting ready to go on Holiday is bad enough without Jimmy annoying me. Tickets, passports,money,Suncream, sunglasses, umberella… Why are you bringing an umberella? It might rain In Santa Ponsa? It rains in Spain … Continue reading Viva España…otra vez (been on Duolingo 😎😎😎)
Skip to my loo
Talking to myself has reached a new level...
Diary of a Dublin Housewife 