Signing back up with the casting agency isn't going as well as it did when I was younger So, how did the audition go? I don't know, Julie. Do you not think you got the part? Not at all. Why not? To be honest, I think I'm too young to get it. How old do … Continue reading Magic Moments
2020 AtoZ
Blogging from AtoZ. April 2020
Spectacular
I got a call from the agency, Jimmy. What agency would that be,Bernie? The casting agency of course, what other agency would it be? Well the way you've been nosing behind those net curtains for the past month, I wouldn't be surprised if it was the FBI or Scotland yard looking for your expertise on … Continue reading Spectacular
Sponge Bob
I was telling Julie about Buster. Who? Bobby Higgins up the road... You know, Buster. Oh you mean Sponge Bob? What? That's what they call him in the pub cos he's always scrounging pints. Anyway, he's claiming from the council because he tripped on a crack in the path. The only thing cracked is himself. … Continue reading Sponge Bob
Whistling Dixie
Julie rang me for a chat last night... I've been meaning to ask you, Bernie. What ever happened with the Delilah one? Who? Danny from across the road's sister. Delilah was her cat. Oh right, the one the husband killed. Allegedly. Well, whatever her name is. Any sign? It's Denise. I've never seen her. I'm … Continue reading Whistling Dixie
Why Why Why Delilah
Danny has a twin Danny who? Danny across the road She's a girl and she lives in England with her coercive husband that's where Danny and Marlene were for Christmas Well she did live in England They rescued her and brought her home, she's moving in with Marlene. Her husband doesn't know yet but Danny … Continue reading Why Why Why Delilah
The Great Escape
I met Danny today, haven't seen him or Marlene in ages. So, how was Christmas Dan? I never saw a bit of you, and not a decco in sight. Big change from last year. At least you didn't have to call the police for the three wise men. Ah stop, don't remind me. Mortified I … Continue reading The Great Escape
Away in a manger
The lads are giving it some welly across the road but it's still a building site, with diggers arriving and skips leaving throughout the day. What Danny said was a granny flat for his ma, seems to be turning into Tajh Mahal. I can't see the Christmas deccos going up early this year. God only … Continue reading Away in a manger
Cruising for a bruising
Met Danny chatting to the builders yesterday on my way home Howya Danny. Ah there she is now, Mrs. Doyle herself Don't you start, I've enough of your builders and Jimmy without you joining in. Ah, they were delighted with the tea and biscuits, weren't you lads? 'Fair play to you Mrs. Doyle' they shouted, … Continue reading Cruising for a bruising
Danny’s ma
I met her again, still all in black. Like an Italian widow. And Jimmy saying he thought she was me, said he forgot I got my hair done. He can be a cheeky bastard at times. You'd swear he was Richard Gere. Looks more like Richard Attenborough these days. Don't get me wrong, I love … Continue reading Danny’s ma
Google maps
Walking in a foreign city can be scary when you get lost … especially when you're with your husband. Left here, Jimmy. No, it’s right. Google says left. Well she’s wrong. How do you know? Because we didn’t come this way. Well she’s saying turn left. We came from the right Ok but she's saying … Continue reading Google maps
Diary of a Dublin Housewife 