Signing back up with the casting agency isn't going as well as it did when I was younger So, how did the audition go? I don't know, Julie. Do you not think you got the part? Not at all. Why not? To be honest, I think I'm too young to get it. How old do … Continue reading Magic Moments
Month: March 2026
Spectacular
I got a call from the agency, Jimmy. What agency would that be,Bernie? The casting agency of course, what other agency would it be? Well the way you've been nosing behind those net curtains for the past month, I wouldn't be surprised if it was the FBI or Scotland yard looking for your expertise on … Continue reading Spectacular
Sponge Bob
I was telling Julie about Buster. Who? Bobby Higgins up the road... You know, Buster. Oh you mean Sponge Bob? What? That's what they call him in the pub cos he's always scrounging pints. Anyway, he's claiming from the council because he tripped on a crack in the path. The only thing cracked is himself. … Continue reading Sponge Bob
Busted
Hey Bernie, what's the latest? Howya Julie. Danny says Jasper has people watching the gaff. Stop it, Bernie. What kind of people? The dodgy kind I suppose. I reckon Jasper is as bent as fuck. Ah now, my nerves would be gone. Have you seen anyone dodgy? Only Buster Higgins from number nine tottering home … Continue reading Busted
Whistling Dixie
Julie rang me for a chat last night... I've been meaning to ask you, Bernie. What ever happened with the Delilah one? Who? Danny from across the road's sister. Delilah was her cat. Oh right, the one the husband killed. Allegedly. Well, whatever her name is. Any sign? It's Denise. I've never seen her. I'm … Continue reading Whistling Dixie
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