Who's been using the good hand towels? What? The good towels in the downstairs loo. I don't know. Did you just wash your hands in there? Yeah. And did you dry them? Of course. And what towel did you use? The one on the rail. Fuck sake, Jimmy? What now? How many times? Use the … Continue reading Toilet humour
Month: July 2025
Viva la vida
Did you see that fella with his girlfriend caught on camera at the Coldplay concert? Who? Some CEO, having it off with a work colleague. The big eejit The cheating fecker is married with kids. He was caught on the kiss cam. What a gobshite. I know, the dirtbag. Imagine carrying on like that. Yeah, … Continue reading Viva la vida
Men…oh…men
I've done that washing up for you, Bernie. For me? Yeah, I just said. Why is it for me? So you don't have to do it. But did you not do it for yourself? What do you mean? I'm not the only one who had dinner. I cooked it, but it wasn't just for me. … Continue reading Men…oh…men
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