- Did you buy me chocolates Jimmy?
- Why would I buy you chocolates?
- For Valentines day
- You hate all that Valentines shite
- I don’t hate chocolate tho’
- There’s still half a box of Ferero left since Christmas
- What do you mean half a box? I never even opened them
- I had one or two the other night when you were out
- Did ye now? Well how come there’s only a half box left?
- Well, maybe I ate more than one or two
- You’re an awful gannet Jimmy Violet
- I thought you didn’t want them. They’re there since Christmas
- I’m on the slimming world diet, I couldn’t eat them
- I did you a favour so
- I was saving them for a special occasion
- Like what?
- Like when I lost me first stone
- That’s kinda defeating the purpose Ber isn’t it?
- Whatever Jimmy, ah will ye look at the time, I’m dead late for me weigh in. DON’T eat the rest of MY Ferero before I get back
- It’ll be my Valentines gift to you
- Oooh Mr. Ambassador with zees half box of Rocher you are truly spoiling meeeee
- I really am Ber. I mean I could’ve eaten them all
- I’ve heard it all now, giving me a half box of my own chocolates for Valentines day.
- That’s how much I love you Ber. You keep saying you want to lose weight. I’m being helpful here.
- You’re all heart Jimmy.
- I do try Bernie.
- Who says romance is dead?
Half a box, my arse 😒
Diary of a Dublin Housewife 
Men!
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Hi Bernie, he’s a card! He has a sort of cockeyed logic there but! I am with you. Hey ho they love us really all the year round?!
Great to see you back hope all is good with you 💜
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We’re not really Valentines day fans but I do love to wind him up. All good. ‘One day at a time’, as wee Daniel once sang 😆
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Same here but hubby took me out to dinner 😯
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I cooked stuffed lambs heart for him🤢 then I went out with the girls. 🙈
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Great idea best of both worlds 💜
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As usual, we can’t seem to do the right thing! I feel for Jimmy😢
Great to have you pair back at it again. You are an ‘example’ to all of 😜
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We’re as bad as each other 😆
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You are a delight! I look forward to every post. As a juridic person, conferred upon by law, I submit to the following axiom:
’30 days hath not eaten, to my mouth the path is beaten’.
The End.
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🙈🙈🙈
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He’s helping, all right, helping himself to your chocolate. He should buy you a new box and leave it alone.
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