• Life is too beautiful to drink alcohol or do drugs.
• Are you giving up the booze Bernie?
• No, don’t be mad Jimmy.
• What are you on about then?
• Jim Carey.
• What about him?
• I’m just reading an article about him here.He said life is too beautiful to drink alcohol or do drugs.
• Well I’m with him on the drugs bit but jaysis Bernie, ye can’t beat a good pint.
• Or ten pints where you’re concerned Jimmy.
• Life is beautiful after a feed of gargle but.
• How would you know? You can barely walk after a night in the pub.
• I resemble that remark Bernie.
• Ye sure do Jimbo…ye sure do.

Every Friday night… 😉