- Where are you off to today Bernie?
- Shopping with Julie
- Again?I predict the smell the credit card melting
- I’m not buying anything; we’re just looking
- Are you not well?
- I’m buying nothing until I lose weight
- You must have lost some weight by now.
- Don’t start with me Jimmy
- You’re the one eating sneaky rasher sambos and big Macs
- ONE rasher sandwich, and ONE big Mac, Jesus make me feel guilty why don’t you
- You’re the one complaining about not losing weight, and I’m sick of this diet. How long are you…sorry WE on it
- Too bleedin’ long, and anyway, don’t be getting all judgemental with me, I know you’ve been down eating dinners in your mas, then coming back here for your salad
- A man can’t survive on lettuce alone
- Well I’m expected to
- Well you’re obviously wasting your time
- Thanks very much for the vote of confidence
- Anyway, you don’t need to lose weight
- Nothing fits me Jimmy. I feel huge
- You’re not huge
- All of my clothes are tight on me
- So buy bigger clothes…or stop with the sneaky rasher sambos
- Are you looking for a slap in the head?
- What?
- I don’t want to buy bigger clothes. I want to fit into the ones I have
- They look fine on you
- They do not! They make me look like an elephant…and if you mention that rasher sandwich again I swear I’ll swing for you
- It’s all in your mind Bernie, you look the same as you always do
- So you’re saying I always look fat?
- You don’t look fat
- You see me everyday, so you don’t notice
- I notice that you’re grand just the way you are
I don’t know whether to hit him or hug him!
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Hug him, and be glad he loves you just as you are. As much as they frustrate us, a good one is hard to find.
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He’s just fed up eating rabbit food as he calls it :p
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You’re A-Z challenge is coming to an end! I want you to know that I enjoy reading your stuff everyday so please don’t stop.
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Aww thanks for that. I’ll be back in May 😀
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I’d go for the hug! Weekends In Maine
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He got both! 😜
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Both, but still follow up with the patented “Why you gotta call me fat?” maneuver.
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He’s no Twiggy himself I tell you!!
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